Bird In Everyone's Hair

I have discovered a phenomenon, at least I think it is. The bird that pummeled the back of my head a few weeks ago is a cereal attacker! Sitting at the bus stop adjacent to the crime scene I was witness to not one but two more bird assaults. I could hardly believe it. It was great fun watching the victims duck and wave their hands frantically in the air while the bird cleverly positioned itself on a waiting bus looking for its next target. What a clever little devil, I almost wish I could capture it, train and use it, but that would take the joy out of its tricks. So, for now, that bird will be the topic around the dinner table for many a wounded college student (as he resides across from CCSF) and I hope he lives to harass many, many more.